“Hey guys. I loved the look back in time at fibros v silver-tails this week. Sound from the game was brilliant, I always enjoy when you do those retro things. Maybe it could be a new segment - From the Vault, looking at history. A mate of Parky's who I also worked with called Lee Deacon, he was mates with Tommy during that time and was the photographer for Wests games. I used to enjoy hearing the stories he told of the shenanigans. Last time I saw him I mentioned the podcast and he said he met you blokes a few times . He said at Parky bucks at Newcastle Paul tripped up the stairs of the pub he was staying at and was put off tap for the day but it was early morning and he wasn’t drunk yet!!🤣 Anyway keep up the good work for the show.”

Junior (from Canberra)

“It’s un-Australian! And un-Christian!
Plus, ironically, Christianity was actually forced onto them by missionaries and has nothing to do with their ancestors or culture actually.
I think this will pick at the scab of the embedded homophobia in NRL and the closet players and ex- players.
I think it is a really great story that is bound to break.”

Nixon Marters

“Gents! A big thanks for your kind words the other week. I really appreciate it at this difficult time. I hope Parky that you are going ok with all the floods. Not easy I'm sure. Maybe we could all pitch in and get Parky a boat? Speaking of pitching in... I saw on the Spotlight website that a roll of 20mm elastic is selling for $3. Do you think you could shout Tedesco a roll so he can fix his footy shorts before Wednesday night? Cheers gents!”

Highbrow Harold

“Hey mate . A yabba for you , a bit of a “parky poser” actually . I was at the game yesterday and just as Raiders got a 6 again Corey Horsborough kicked the ball away - he has to be one of the dumbest players in the game - anyway it leads to my question for the esteemed panel. Should a 6 again be like a rugby union penalty and you get advantage and it gets called back if nothing happens. In the old days a 6 again was a penalty and you’d kick for touch and play on. Now I’ve noticed a lot of 6 agains a team makes an error straight after it’s called or doesn’t know they’ve got it and someone does a Corey. I propose after a 6 again you get advantage until the next tackle. So if it’s called 6 again and you make an error straight away you go back like rugby does but maybe to a play the ball. You lose your advantage once you’re tackled. Also it brings in similar to rugby where if you know you have the advantage you may try a spectacular play or move knowing if it fails you don’t lose possession and surely that makes for more attacking exciting footy if you get teams chancing their arms. Anyway hope this makes sense .

I should add to that you get the 6 again as a reward for the other team doing something illegal so if then error straight away you lose the reward and the other team isn’t really penalised - hence my idea here for the advantage rule.”

Junior (from Canberra)

“Tony, when you said you had a chat with Sean over a beer just before the telecast, exactly how many beers did Sean have?

He sounded like one of those friends who corral you at a party and tell you how much he loves you. Made for a very funny episode. I also l would like you to know I'm a doggie till I die, and with any luck that will be sooner than later.
Cheers.”

Rocky (from Belmore)

“I think you should do a show about everything that is great about the game. A positive 90 mins. And if anyone says a negative word like the word NO he gets put in the sin bin for 5 mins...

Interesting segment on who’s you bring back. What if you took it a bit further and have a segment each week for 16 weeks. Best team you can put together of the last 30 years for each team.” 

Rocky (from Belmore)

“It's a shame the NRL didn't arrange for a Sharks Rabbitohs game on federal polling day.”

Highbrow Harold

“As for you Sean, I bow to the depth and detail of your analysis. But you’re fucken dreaming’ if you think Souths are gonna back up after last year’s miracle grand final appearance and finish 3rd. More like 7th, if we sustain no injuries or suspensions whatsoever. You lost me totally with your wooden spoon prediction - Titan will press well for much of the year, collapse around Origin and finish closer to 9th or 10th.

All I’m going to say is that there is a Universal Law when it comes to the invisible forces the govern Rugby League success.

It is the ethereal factor.

It’s called Indivisibility.

Talented teams that conjure Indivisibility within the sacred confines of the training ground and dressing room, in an almost mysterious alchemic fashion, will win.

They overcome all obstacles with a sacred belief in their coach, who in turn imbues them with deep, untouchable self-belief. Good, young players play like Greek Gods under these masters.

Thus Bennet’s 20 year reign and impossible Origin win in 2020.

Bellamy. Robinson. Cleary. Hasler.

Bellamy has faltered by not committing to a long term contract. He has lost players. Melbourne has fractured and will finish outside of the 4.

Robinson has become the Dalai Lama. Roosters will finish 1st.

Cleary blinked, favoured his son’s mates over some bedrock players like Capewell. He achieved his dream last year. Penrith will finish 4th.

Hasler is the insane evangelist. His players will follow him to the ends. Turbo is the new Messiah. Manly will finish 2nd.

Parramatta, under a crude but intense Arthur will press until the end and falter. 3rd.

There you go.”

Georgie Best

“Welcome back boy’s, great start to the season. Looking forward to hearing your predictions for 2022.”

D. (Sky)Walker

“Boys, jumping on your rules conversation from last week. If the idea of changing the rules is to make it a better game for the punters like you and me. Then maybe we should consider some rules for commentators. When I first watched the NRL in the 90s, Stirlo would talk about what’s about to happen and who to look for. He added proper value to the broadcast and I loved listening to him. Now it seems like channel nine commentators are tripping over themselves to either say something sycophantic or just repeat what others have just said. So, I’d like to introduce a ‘ten in the bin’ rule where commentators mics are muted (better still, we see them walk to the back of the commentary box to sit on a cheap plastic chair) for ten minutes for the following offenses:

1- Anyone that says “and that’s what he can do”. Fuck off, I know that’s what he can do, I’ve just watched him do it. Ten minutes, you wanker.

2- Anyone who big notes themselves. Basically this is a Gus Gould thing, he takes ownership for things in the field that he has had no influence over. Ten for you, you bloated, potato faced fuck.

3- anyone who says “the next twenty minutes will be crucial”. Every twenty minutes are crucial you numb nutted bell end. Ten minutes.

4- Another Gould thing, when he says “no no no no no”, it makes my blood boil. Another ten for you, you melted wax effigy of a dogs arse. Ok, I’ll pour myself a vodka and calm down. I’m sure you wise sages would have plenty more.”

Gary (the Lancashire Legend)

“Dear Apologists, I think this is the best episode this season. 
As an Old Boy of Campsie and Canterbury Boy’s High I remember very well, Belmore Oval. My mates and I in the NE corner closest to the train line. I clearly remember a ball being kicked and hitting a Red Rattler traveling - Belmore to Campsie.
At Kogarah, as a 4yo being lost on the hill side and the announcer - broadcasting over the PA, “we have a little lost girl - ‘Toni Bill’, can her Aunty please come and collect her from…” it was 1974 and I had long curvy hair- very different from today.
Motto: Magnus rubrum V ad vitam
Thanks Boys - oh the memories…”

Chitty Chitty

“Loved the wheel segment, I always have. just thought I'd let you know a couple of my memories of Belmore Oval if you don't mind. I must have been 9 or 10 when they renovated the ground and in the middle of the torn up turf where 2 huge mounds of dirt, probably the size of Mt. Everest to a 9 year old...me and my mates would go there and each take a hill and chuck giant rocks at each other until the groundsman came and chucked us out. So my blood sweat and tears is soaked into that hallowed soil. I also used to go with Dad to games as we all did, we lived about a km away from the ground down from the St George Hotel...one game day, for some reason, dad decided to drive. So we all piled into the Holden EH, and drove to the ground. Well, it must have been a big game because once we got there the carpark was full, the street parking was full, and by the time we got home having decided it wasn't a good idea to drive, we couldn't park outside the house because of all the cars in our street. We missed the first 20 mins. 
Great memories gents thanks.”

Rocky (from Belmore)

“Chaps. Was listening to you give it to NRL's pedantic bunker (CSI Moore Park).
And it got me fired up about something that has shit me for ages - when a player with the ball falls to the ground (voluntary tackle) when a teammate causes an obstruction.
I looked up the rules to see that they are both penalties! 
So, as I understand it, if you commit a penalty, you can negate it as long as you commit another one immediately after it.
This leads me to my suggestion for 'enthusiastic' players like Jared Waerea-Hargeaves and Victor Radley. When you're about to get ten in the bin for a professional foul, just before the ref blows his whistle, quickly punch another player in the face to offset it. Boom! Play on.
It's a simple game once you understand the nuances.”

Gary (the Lancashire Legend)

“G’day lads,
I’m loving the impromptu karaoke at the end of each episode. Good stuff. Do you take requests?
Tony how’s your favourite Slutz going - the football team that is - haven’t heard anything about them in a long time.
Quick question - if you were in charge of the new expansion team the Brisbane Rednecks (like that one Parky), and you could only sign one player - who would you take - turbo or Cleary?
All the best,”

Arnie

“Love Parky's idea for the two tiers by the way - it'd get more interest into the latter part of the comp. Maybe give prizemoney to Tier B so they have an incentive.

Following up from the best Olympic names...When’s Christmas? Great British athlete Cindy Sember.

Or what about the men’s 1500m semi-final? German Robert Farken, Aussie Oliver (Ollie) Hoare.”

Junior (from Canberra)

“Chaps, it has come to my attention that the wheel segment may be a bit rigged. Having timed Seans spin over the last year it continually runs at 6.4 sec before stopping. Taking wheel protocols into account you should start at the same section every week so as for it to be fair to the contestant. Assuming Sean does this and my timings are correct the wheel must stop on the exact same spot every spin....for the last year and a half.
Does this mean your whole show is also rigged? Your comments pre ordained? Is Sean the only one add libbing?
Is Monty's laugh pre recorded?
It's very disappointing.”

Rocky (from Belmore)

“Sean, I thought your comment last week about me 'not being able to take my eyes off the todgers of the male athletes’ (as you so crudely put it), was completely unjustified and basically untrue. You were obviously projecting your own fascinations onto me…and in fact, my observations back this up, as you were actually the one that was VERY, and might I add, disturbingly captivated…”

Your Other Half

“Chaps, loved the show but you buried the headline. Last week I was talking to one of your presenters, I think his name was Numpty Noble (or something like that) about the NRL not penalising the flop. Your reach and influence within the halls of rugby league HQ is unparalleled, after your show I saw a ref pinging someone for doing it. Well done boys, keep shaping the game we love. PS I'd like to add another bullshit event to your Olympics list - Town Planning from 1928 to 48…”

Gary (AKA The Lancashire Legend)

“Thanks for the t-shirt, I’ll wear it with pride and spread the good word!”

Zads

“I’m an extra large.”

Zads

“The 'not as funny as Seans Cooking Segment' cartoon discussion prompted me to think what would you lot be as 60's cartoon characters. So here goes:
Obviously boss Parky is the bombastic Cosmo Spacely (the Jetsons), Tony with all the brain numbing facts has to be Mr Peabody, being the most lovable and laughable by far, Sean is Hardy Har Har (sidekick to Lippy the Lion), and I reckon Monty for some reason reminds me of Barney Rubble, it's probably his looks.
And don't even try pull one out of your hat for me, I've been one all my life…
Cheers,”

Rocky (from Belmore)

“‘I’m enjoying your podcast but not sure why…”

Rosey

“Another great episode Gentlemen. England have no chance (in the RLWC). Another rousing advertisement again Monty. The remaining female listeners have now left. Lol. Cheers.”

Sister

“Lads, I've been loving the free wheeling back and forth banter in the last couple of episodes, especially Seans short lived cooking show.
And I particularly liked the discussion on what coaches will develop to combat the now ridiculous 6 again rule.”

Rocky (from Belmore)

“G'day lads,
I've been watching a brilliant show on Foxtel called Mr Inbetween. It's an Aussie black comedy crime drama, but it's got a bit of a footy feel, with one scene filmed at a game and also two ex-players in the cast in Ian Roberts and Matt Nable. Do yourself a favour and check it out, it's fantastic.
Anyway, got me thinking, of the current players, who do you think could go on and become actors like Roberts and Nable?
PS> Who would you rather be on - The Knights or the Titans?
All the best,”

Arnie

“I’m not a fan of the steal. It stops the excitement, and the momentum of the play and it’s a move not based on any skill whatsoever. Also I think send offs have the potential to spoil a good game as well, why not allow a replacement from the bench, it’s an extra disadvantage to the team and give the player sent off a guaranteed 4, 6 or 8 week suspension depending on the severity of the offense.”

Rocky (from Belmore)

“1980 Bulldogs reserve grade Grand Final win - what a game! what a performance!”

G. Hughes

“First there were the three musketeers, then the Fab Four and now Poppa Clay makes it the “Famous Five”. Just loved listened to Poppa chatting - Campsie Hotel hahaha... another great episode gents.”

Chitty

“I have one word on Dugan’s Japanese rugby rumour - sayonara!”

DT (Shakey Dave)

“Nice to see you gents string together a reasonably coherent show after what I guess was a stuff up on your part Sean? Or was it just a ploy for your retirement plan? Congrats Parky and Mont on the sea eagles and dragons wins. Congrats Sean on the bulldogs finally moving away from A-league scores. And Tony I suppose you're happy too? You can safely bag Chad again this week! So a question for all of you? Would you rather your team win in a high scoring walkover or lose in a close, exciting match? Cheers gents!”

Highbrow Harold

“Good start team. Lol. Thank god the shows are better than your Thursday night tips!! Keep up the good work.”

Sister

“Gentlemen welcome back. Just having listened to your predictions of where the teams will finish this year. I was just wondering was Tony’s comments on the Dogs come from some deep understanding of the game or his historical dislike of the team? At this rate he is a shoe-in for a job at the Daily Tele. Keep up the great show. Cheers.”

Rocky

“Gents it's great to have you back for another year! Sounding better than ever with the new mics. Now I have no excuse not to do all that ironing that has piled up over summer.”

Highbrow Harold

“Hi there, no feedback, just wanted to ask and hear what the boys think about the Gold Coast Titans heading into the season and their predictions for them this year with their new signings. Cheers.”

Gibbo

“Thanks for a fun ride - it's been very enjoyable listening to your show. Great job on getting through the year considering: A - there wasn't any footy for 2 months B - you were in different studios half the time C - most importantly, your teams were crap.

Some of my highlights: Favourite segment - Dimwit High. The Wheel was good too. Favourite episode - Sea Turtle. The passion, detail and pride that Monty spoke with about the jerseys was terrific. Great stuff. Favourite "going to the sheds" - The ‘drinking gallons of it’ skit! Other good things - Bruce, Tony's Sharks rants and World Cup of League.
All the best and hope to be tuning in again for a bigger and better 2021.”

Arnie

“After watching the weekend footy gents I'm of the opinion that Rugby League is a game played in two halves. Discuss...”

Highbrow Harold

“G’day lads, Sean as I’ve said before I enjoy your humour but I think Tony gets the Dally M for joke of the year at the end of loosy goosy episode a few weeks ago with his cheeky “not as good as last week!” thrown in at the end! Good sledge at Parky, geez I cracked up at that.
Anyway, just a quick question on the finals. In the wake of the controversy over resting players, should the Nrl copy the AFL and have a prefinals bye to avoid this drama? Also should they make the last round a floating round like the AFL - schedule the match ups but only lock in time a week or so before - that way you get matches that mean something and an exciting conclusion, rather than the anti climax of NSW cup dragons v storm. The afl last round was scheduled so every game had something riding on it and we didn’t know the ladder order until the after the last game.”

Arnie

“Apart from Jarrod Croker, Josh Jackson is the most unlucky player when it comes to Origin. If he was in a successful side, he would walk in every year.”

James Mr. Worldwide Hughes

“I was enjoying this episode until the arrival of the John Inman tribute show. He stopped being funny in 1985. You don’t do this drivel. What next Mahatmacote?”

DT (Shakey Dave)

“Rocky and I enjoyed the banter today. I’m amazed at all your knowledge. The ill discipline is a very important part of the game. Each dropped balled was picked up and you all ran with it. Laughter ensured from the bleaches in my studio. Noice!!”

The Hairy Banana

“Parky's absence has thrown a spotlight on the elephant in the room. Let's face it, Parky is a passenger! If he was off contract next year he'd be sniffing around Superleague. Get well soon Parky!”

Simmo (Health)

"Bruce for president, loved it!! Give me more!”

The Flying Dutchman

“Ahhh, brilliant to hear Bruce back again. What a magnificent meander around the two moons and other cheeky highlights from the round. He truly cracks me up, and certainly transcends to a whole new level of tête-à-tête. Simply wow.”

Anton

“G’day lads, with the Johns boys debuting in the last few weeks, I’m just wondering what your thoughts are on who the best father-son Rugby league combo is - Rogers? Morris? Young? Finch? Grothe? Sattler? Others? Interested to hear your thoughts.”

Arnie

"Are you boys recording from a hot tub? Sounds cosier than Gary. Whose star by the way shone very briefly for only 18 tests following a sensational debut, when he became only the ninth Australian to post a century in his first Test. Anyway. Am sure your stars will shine much brighter and longer in tossing around some carcasses and conversing on the code of all codes. 
PS - does anyone use the old PS anymore Mont? - let’s get Tinnies on board as a sponsor. Great shout out. And may the Rusty Screws (aka Dad’s Army) march on after another mighty performance. We need you back in full flight though old son.”

Anton Buchner

“Congrats on 25 not out boys. Well played. I have listened to all 25 episodes and thoroughly enjoyed the journey. Love your work. Cheers.”

Sister

“Thanks Gents. As someone indoctrinated to support Manly I especially like the anecdotes from Monty. Have him over anytime. Keep it up guys. Go Manly!”

Chona “I’m Single” R

“Gents - what I have to say might be considered by some to be controversial, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say it anyway. Sea Turtle, in my opinion, is the best Rugby League Apologists episode so far. And it's not running in a slow field. I really enjoyed Monty's contribution, especially his gracious discourse on the experiences of a Manly fan. I totally agree that while supporting your team is tribal (as well it should be), our shared love of the game is really the glue that unites us at a higher level. Parky - I do appreciate how you took your medicine (in a spray format) so all is forgiven. Onwards and upwards gents!” 

Highbrow Harold 

“Hi guys. Best episode yet. Put Monty on the payroll. I never met a Wiradjuri man I didn't like, even the Manly fans among them. Manly are now officially elevated to my third most hated team!” 

B. Rad (aka Simmo from Health)

“Jai Arrow’s hair has to be the bad even the ugly - doesn’t he know hair is a privilege not a right!!”

The totally bald Junior (Canberra)

“G'day lads, It's Arnie, I'm back! ha ha.
Just wanted to let you know how much I enjoy the show. I'm sick of NRL 360 getting angry about everything and always yelling over the top of each other. I'm glad you blokes have called out Hooper afew times, he's bloody hopeless!
But when Tony gets angry it's funny!
It's nice to hear from fans' perspective, you can tell you blokes love the game and there's no media agendas and bias.
Sean is hilarious, Tony is a good stats man and Parky plays the straight man well trying to keep the madness on track.
Keep up the good work,
All the best,
Arnie
PS. why is Parky called Parky?”

Arnie

“Gentlemen, loved your show this week, Sean gets funnier every week, he's the Rodney Dangerfield of Rugby Leauge.
I am In Moree coincidentally Tony and The Moree Boars who I follow because their strip is Blue and White, have abandoned the whole season and won't be back till 2021. This goes for the whole of Group 4 football.”

Rocky (from Belmore)

“If you just want to despise someone all over again, don’t pick on Cameron Smith. Watch Lance Armstrong ‘30 for 30’ sports special, or cop that Nick Kyrgios’ spray on Zverev whilst behind the wheel. Even you guys can’t apologise for those pillocks!”

Lee from Rivo

“It seems school kids are again a problem for the Bulldogs…”

Junior (from Canberra)

“Gents I retract my earlier retraction. Can you please stop backing The Sharks? I had to watch the game through my fingers. What is going on? Any thoughts?”

Highbrow Harold

“Parky, I didn’t know you could pay to have cardboard cutouts actually play instead of just sitting in the stands.”

Rocky (from Belmore)

“Nice podcast again this week boys. Given the recent talk about Greg Pierce's moustache, is it time to discuss the top 13 moustaches of the last 50 years? If so, can Reagan Campbell Gillard's facial hair be excluded given that is a cry for help?”

Simmo (from Health)

“Gents, I've been following your escapades for 13 episodes now so I believe I'm qualified to point something out to you that (I think) is quite interesting. The length of your podcasts had generally been steadily increasing but in the last 3 episodes has settled down to - you guessed it - 80 minutes! Was this deliberate on your part? Or is your collective attention span just naturally the same as a game of Rugby League?”

Highbrow Harold

“Tony, good to see Tawera Nikau get a look in in your World cup of League. I loved him as a player. His ‘99 final series was immense and he should have won the Clive Churchill.”

Junior (from Canberra)

“Sean, that’s what I mean - more banter, less aimless soliloquy. Good job, ‘good job’.”

Your better half

“Loved it again this week gents. Especially the respectful ending. But... you really want to think about spending a few bucks on a sound effects guy.

I reckon the yabber bag segment needs a proper theme. And those bongs when Parky was quoting Rex Mossop last episode. I was hoping for Big Ben but all I got was a sports drink bottle with a bit of garden hose in it 

I should add my bouquet to the earlier brickbat, but like the MONA poo machine it takes me a couple of days to digest things. Yes I love the wheel sound and the segment it introduces. But what I really wanted to say was a big shout out to all you gents, especially Tony for calling out what I will generously term 'boofhead misogyny'. As the father of two grown up daughters, I am heartily sick of casual comments about women that should have disappeared with bell bottom jeans. I know the game is trying to stamp it out officially but as long as it is tolerated anywhere it will persist in people who should (but probably don't) know any better.”

Highbrow Harold

“I thought you were the Rugby League apologists, not the rom-com apologists!”

Junior (from Canberra)

“Sean, you’re the only one that understands our plight. Send your address and we’ll keep you off the list.”

Lennie light-fingers (Aust. Burglars Assoc.)

“Further to your idea of sending the NRL to Fiji to play Survivor, I’ve got a thought. They should make a show based on the Hunger Games called Footy Hunters, where all the contestants are footy players and they have to hunt down Danny Weidler.”

Rocky (from Belmore)

“Good episode Sean. You are carrying those other two.”

The Haff

“Parky, stop drinking during the show. You’re meant to be steering this dying hulk to some sea of sense.”

K (from Windsor)

“Why isn’t Manu Vatuvei on your list of wingers in the World Cup of League?”

Zlatan the Vampire

“Why isn’t Hazem El Masri in the World Cup of League’s top wingers? You should be picking a champion team, not a team of champions.”

Rocky (from Belmore)

“Gents! Even though I haven't been in touch for a while I'm still loving the podcasts. With all the excitement of footy finals I'm not sure if I'll be able to contain myself. I hope everyone except Tony has a surrogate team to barrack for - or at least bet on. I agree that the top 8 were the "right" teams this year. Good to hear you again Parky! I haven't forgotten about the cabaret theme - it's written, so as soon as I can find a 72 piece showband/orchestra I'll record it for you. Until then keep up the great work gents!”

Highbrow Harold

“Just listened to the new ep of your podcast, was pretty good…just in case you’re wondering about the extra listener this week. I hear you used some of my material - I was saying how fat Soward has gotten when we were watching the Dragons game…
Do I ever get a mention? Gonna have to start charging you…

Xave (the flave)

“Yabba or a Discussion point for you - yes the tigers were dudded at the end by the refs and bunker but they still missed 3 conversions and gave up a 18-6 lead . Game should’ve been over before the end...

Gotta be a joke about doggy style and tits this week surely!! Ha ha. I think the balance of the show is good at the moment to be honest . Lots of tid bits and general league discussion , you can pick up the poddy and listen at any time and it still seems fresh , even review preview you can still listen a week or so later and it ok. More Parky would be good but it’s still great without him. Keep up the good work.”

Junior (from Canberra)

“Men, where are all the great sports writers? America has a great tradition of sports journalists but here we seem to have very few. Where's the new Roy Masters? Has there ever been anyone since him that is any good? Are we stuck with the arsehole, Danny Weidler? The overrated and up himself Paul Kent or the pontificating dipshit Phil Rothfield? I know the Roar have some good young scribes but they don't get much of a mainstream airing. Thoughts?”

Rocky (from Belmore)

“TRLA highlights your musical skills Sean Izzard in the same way that Trump's presidency highlighted his diplomatic skills.”

Highbrow Harold

“Gents, 16000 people at Belmore, win lose or draw there was nothing better. It was amazing to see the whole suburb lift. Why would you live anywhere else?
Thanks for the honor of naming the segment Rock Stars. Must have taken hours to come up with it.”

Rocky (from Belmore)

“I'm a bit new to this tipping business so just want to confirm that I've done the right thing. The tips I put in last week were for the teams that I thought would lose. As such, I've picked the round!!
Frock up Parky.”

Simmo (from Health)

“Hi Team. 

I'm so excited about the prospect of seeing Parky in Karen's dress and merkin that I haven't been able to stand up in public all week. 
If we discount the possibility of any draws occurring over this week's round, there are 256 possible combinations of results. I have engaged 255 of my Facebook "friends" to submit the other possible combinations to TRLA to ensure an outcome in this very tricky round. For what it's worth, these are my tips: Bulldogs, Sea Eagles, Warriors, Dragons, Storm, Sharks, Eels and Wests Tigers.
Wear it with pride Parky!

PS. Fun fact: The life expectancy of a quokka is ten, leaving Monty open to abusing underage animals after his trip to the west.”

Simmo (from Health)

“Hope you’re feeling better mate. Bloody Tony’s going to be unbearable if Sharks win this!”

Junior (from Canberra)

“Men, Glad to have you back from injury. The side was well down on laughs with only 2 players available. 

Can you riddle me this: why does the benefit of the doubt go to the defending side in non-try situations?
Why for instance can't the ref always call try then let the bunker decide if the ball was grounded or not., then the benefit of the doubt,I think rightly, goes to the attacking side.. Thoughts?”

Rocky (from Belmore)

“Great show boys! Monty, great to hear your beautiful voice again!
Although I had a sleepless night worrying where Sean’s Hamilton joke went, it gave me the chance to think about dogs!
It’s hard to match Tummy Rubdonikis or Spaniel Waggin, but here’s few more hopefuls for the Beagles train on squad. It's an eclectic bunch of misfits but they're very loyal and will all come immediately when called…”

Matthew Ridgeback
Shavier Coats
Jarrad Choker (Chain)
Marty Grrrr
Brian Gnawrie
Simon Wooford
Rin Tin Trindell
Hairy Grant
Smellory Hanley
Terrier Randal
Jesse Bone-wich
Cam Muttster
Malamute Meninga
Geoff Slobinson
Sniffy Lyons (c)

Pigmeat Pete

“Love the show. It’s great to hear your dulcet tones on the air again! Good to see Tony signed up for super coach too - should be perfect for the stats man. Can we reset tipping comp - my title defence off to a poor start ha ha.
Played the show for the boys on our golf trip this week and they loved it!

Junior (from Canberra)

“Great to have you back Gentlemen. You have played your two trial games with remarkable aplomb after such a long hiatus. Fine early season form has been displayed by Tony, Sean and Monty. I looked forward to next weeks opening round proper when likeable superstar Parky is taken out of cotton wool and is ready to run rampant across the airwaves. I can already feel a certain two points coming the way of Team RLA. Play hard, play strong boys. Cheers.”

Sister

“Gentlemen, I thought you were a bit harsh on the dog's trial matches. Let's not forget this was the first time most of the recruits played together, and in the first half, they looked good before taking off a lot of their stars in the second. I do agree some of the old problems are still there tho.
Let us not also forget Penrith didn't score a point against Parra. Trials are just that trials.
I loved the show, mainly when you chatted about how the game may change or could change.
Is Sean ok he's usually funnier?”

Rocky (from Belmore)

“Hey guys really enjoyed the podcast. Very refreshing. Great to listen to guys from outside the footy circle...”

Sandshoes Paul

“Gents - another fine episode last week. I enjoy it best with all four of you on the show, even with the limitations of being unable to share the same studio. From my reckoning Sean you are the only one left not to have missed an episode. And if what you say about a "lost" episode is true, you have a 110% attendance record - not bad! Enjoyed hearing all your reminiscinces of watching games at local grounds - if covid has given us anything good it is to see games played at smaller venues and no concurrent games. But I do have one complaint from last episode... Sean - I know you are a doyen of dad jokes, but that jibber jabber gag was terrible, even by dad joke standards! I think as a minimum it should be reviewed by a tribunal of your peers and omitted if they rule against you. 

With the game ensconced in Queensland until further notice I think it might be time to extend the Jim's franchise and engage a few more locals in the game of Rugby League. They could do the 2 hour online course and if they pass the quiz at the end they could grab the green trailer and fill a few gaps in the market. First up - Jim's Judiciary. Some rulings should be made by someone who was actually at the ground and saw the incident. Next Jim's Bunker - it can't be that hard. Jim's Haircuts - to supplement Jim's Mullets which has obviously already established up there. Finally Jim's Adult Services - for the more concupiscent players a long way from home... Cheers Gents!”

Highbrow Harold

”I loved your walk back in time talking about the old days of suburban grounds. I never experienced the league side but it reminded me of going to the VFL suburban grounds as a kid. A few things stand out in the memory that you never get today - games played in slosh and tons of mud, hundreds of crushed empty beer cans everywhere on the terraces after a game, kick to kick on the field (we never had a corner flag to race to but there was always a race to be the first to the centre of the ground), fans wearing duffle coats covered in player badges and/or sewn-on player names, numbers and team logos … good times!”

Junior (from Canberra) 

“ I wanted to drop you a line re Phil Gould's arrogant diatribe about Latrell Mitchel's 'accidental' season-ending hit on Joey Manu being something we non-professional players wouldn't understand.
The first thing I wanted to do was have him peeled, rolled in salt, set on fire - with the flames extinguished with a heavy shovel. 
But instead, I'd rather just point that I do actually understand. And so do tens of thousands of other non-professional lovers of rugby league.
I understand that a brilliant young fullback had a brain explosion, took out a brilliant young centre, and the consequence of his actions means the game has lost two superstars for the finals. That's all there is to understand.
Here's something else I understand, Phil Gould's use-by-date expired quite a while ago, and so did his relevance in the commentary box.”

Gary (the Lancashire Legend)

“Lads, a recent opportunity to catch up on a few missed podcasts has left me with more questions than answers. 
Obviously Monty has had a longstanding man crush on the eyelash, joining Parky in his admiration of Kiwis, but recent podcasts reveal than Sean spent more time looking at todgers than times at the Olympics. Now it seems Sean and Monty are very keen on Karl Lawton ....and not just for his footy. Is there something you need to disclose boys??!! 
My other question is - why the f#$% hasn't one of your many sponsors bought a Fox Sports subscription for Tony??!! Step up Jim!
...as Tone would say - "Jeepers!!!"
Keep up the great work!”

Simmo (from Health)

“This is a game for the ages, the Dark Ages…” (referring to the Sharks v Tigers).

Junior (from Canberra)

“Check out the doco Second Effort, featuring the great Vince Lombardi and the Packers circa '67..........he speaks of the importance of giving everything.....sounds like he conceived what the Swan's termed the no dickhead policy.....Jack Gibson after being shown this film by former Eels coach T Fearnley, was blown away and showed the 1981 Eels side who consequently won 7 (i think) consecutive matches....it's some film.”

Sharkfan Dave

“G’day lads, couple of quick questions. First to Parky, if the Dragons never had the infamous bbq would they still be in the 8? Gone off the rails ever since.
Second for Tony, is Chambers too much of a liability / runs his mouth off but can’t tackle anymore - Aitken should never have got through him. Even the Walsh try he was poor.
All the best.”

Arnie

“Pretty sure Tim Cook would agree. Souths are like an iPhone 12, powerful and beautiful…"

Lawsy (from Silicon Valley)

“How good is Two Hands! Love the shoey celebration! Maybe the Stoat goes to the wing when he comes back.
Stat for you - Two Hands is the only player to lift an NRL and Origin trophy despite not playing a minute in the GF or Origin. And Eels v Raiders, 0-0 half! Unheard of in V’Landysball.”

Junior (from Canberra)

“G’day lads, thanks for discussing my question last week. Was very interesting and informative. After playing league as kids I’m sure we all agree the players are very courageous and tough to make the NRL.
Please give Tony small airtime on Finucane because I’m sure he’ll be unbearable!!
Also who is the genius who scheduled storm panthers for Saturday night and broncos cowboys Friday night! Even the Sunday slot of sharks sea Eagles , just ludicrous.
One more quick point , how come u don’t record on Tuesday’s when u know the teams - it lets you down abit with guessing who is in teams. Otherwise keep up the good work .
All the best,”

Arnie

“Gents, here are my picks for Mt Rushmore. To be built on the banks of the Cooks River near the old skating rink at the Canterbury pool. I have picked my choices on what players made Canterbury a club that could be taken seriously. Firstly Turvey of course, what idiot would leave him out for hardness and attack. Folksey, the literal backbone of the club for many years and then our only Australian Captain, my actual Doctor, Doctor George. I lost count of the number of prostate check ups I had with him. Finally someone who is slightly out of the 50 year range but still a club legend..Les Johns.
And I thought if you were to leave via the gift shop you may pick up a Hazam or Baa Baa paper weight.”

Rocky (from Belmore)

“G'day chaps I have a little bit of intel that you may missed regarding the bathers in the bushes incident. I have it on good authority that when startled the fellows involved got completely disorientated as they couldn't see the trees for the wood. Also the rural fire service are investigating their smoke signals as they had no matches and supposedly just rubbed two sticks together.

In breaking news the streaker at the bowlo affair has escalated as paramedics were called when the streaker ran passed three elderly bowling ladies. The paramedics reported that two had strokes and one missed!”

DT (Shakey Dave)

“Congratulations on yet another fine episode gents! And congrats to everyone (except you Sean) for a win for your teams this weekend (sorry Sean). I'm looking forward to your rumination on the next origin game, so it's very nice of the nrl to have a bye week so you don't have to convene a special episode. But I'd still put my hand up for an origin special from you all. Cheers from Harold (with waistline on pants that could in no way be considered high).”

Highbrow Harold

“G'day lads, I'm loving the new format of the show this year - it seems to have a better flow than last year. 1920s ad man is hilarious and i often fast forward to listen to him first before going back to the start and listening to the whole episode.
Sean, keep up the Drinkwater jokes - very very funny. Here's one for you - after the Cowboys re-signed him it was good to see they didn't throw out the baby half with the Drinkwater!!
Anyway a couple of quick questions - 1) pinched this idea from NRL360 but i like it anyway - at the moment, who would you rather be: The Raiders or the Broncos?
2) After your brilliant interview with Popa, it gave me an idea in the wake of the Hayne saga. You were asking him about working outside of footy and it gave me an idea - do current players need to do some work - maybe one day a week or at least some study. make it compulsory. Get them out of the footy bubble they live in and give them a taste of the real world. Maybe it could help stop cases like Hayne, or at the very least set them up better for life after footy. Parden the pun, but do you think it could work?
All the best,”

Arnie

“Gents I predicted 56-0 in the Sharks game this week. At half time I had to revise this to 56-8 and I wasn't too far wrong. What's with the Sharks? Tony?”

Highbrow Harold

“Poor old T-Bone Tone. I'm expecting a spray in this week's episode. Cheers.”

Sister

“After Saturday afternoon's debacle I am looking for a new team (Sorry Tone). Happy to accept any offers apart from Manly (Sorry Monty). I hate red and white (Sorry (not sorry) Parky). Any room for a disillusioned supporter at the Bulldogs Sean? I hope Carpet Head's (aka Lego Man's) freshly shaven ball sack gets festering tropical sores in Townsville.”

Simmo (from Health)

“Cronulla were shit.”

Rocky (from Belmore)

“That's a bit cricket isn't it Tony? I was expecting something a bit more rugby league like group hugs, butt slapping and pouring beer over each other. Besides 50 is not unheard of in rugby league these days…”

Highbrow Harold

“Boys, best episode ever. Loved it while I herded animal pairs onto the Windsor ark. I expect to be in TRLA number 18 jumper next week.

Loved the Toby Rudolf discussion. Reckon Fletch/Hindy/Matt J and Fox team are a stone in Sean’s pyramid.”

Parky

“Gents, season is finally done and dusted. V’landys already talking about what he wants to see in the game in 2021! Well for what it’s worth, here’s my wish list: 1. Return to contested scrums 2. Go back to using leather footballs (preferably with the white stripes painted on) 3. AND BRING BACK THE AMCO CUP!”

Marty

“Great call by Parky on the panel’s impartiality and everyone being fair to other teams. That’s one of the reasons I love the show - there’s no bias or agendas and you appreciate all teams - good work.”

Arnie

“Gentlemen and Tony, so imagine if i'm a 10 year old Raiders supporter (pause for comments from the panel) I front up, very excited, to watch my team in the last regular game of the season with my Dad and but who do I see but a bunch of players I've never heard of and none of my heroes, my dad's got the shits because he's wasted all that money on a second string team. Shouldn't the League do something to stop this happening? Didn't they used to? and on a lighter note...is Stuart the most hated coach in the comp? Finally i'm so glad that season will always have an * beside it, which will become my excuse for the dogs being so shit.”

Rocky (from Belmore)

“Another good listen guys I enjoyed the horse trading segment. It opens up the age old question of how do we get rid of crap without picking up your shit. To Tony a little Shark chat - that last round game against the Raiders was unpleasant viewing, the worst thing the Sharks could do was score as the resulting kick off was the stuff of nightmares. Lastly the statistical gods have had the last laugh as the Sharks end on zero points differential which unfortunately is the same chance they have of going into week 2 of the semis - of course zero!”

DT (Shakey Dave)

“Another fine episode in Herb this week gents! Parky your reminiscences about the equestrian events at Horsley Park in 2000 does make me think that they need a bit of spicing up for a modern audience. How about this? Equestrian events at the WINTER olympics. That'll test the skill of horse & rider! I'd love to see some champion horses don the skis for a downhill run, or how about ski jumps for the more adventurous. It would bring in a whole new audience - equestrian events might even lose the "a bit boring" tag. Anyway back to footy... While I'd love to see the Sharks go all the way this year... well OK it's not going to happen.😕 My best guess (and it is a guess) is a Panthers / Roosters grand final. Hope I'm wrong…”

Highbrow Harold

“Big Tino for Origin - I like it! Are you blokes picking Origin sides soon? Would be a good listen. I enjoyed the Pacifica segment.”

Junior

“The sexual tension between Tone and Bruce is just electric. Keep pushing boys.”

Gazza (AKA the Great One)

“Tony great job at being captain coach for the team this week. But the lamentable part for me was the absence of a referee. I definitely missed Parky in this role, especially when Bruce called in. I'm sure Parky would have blown the whistle much earlier. Get well soon Parky! Great job again gents under trying circumstances. 😃”

Highbrow Harold

“Who else thinks Curtis and Bailey Sironen should play in headbands like their father? Mitchell Pearce too? Perhaps even a broader “father/son rule” whereby Mat Rogers and the Morris twins would be sporting 70s porno moes just like Sludge and Slippery in their heyday!”

Marty

"Can I still get a Meapro ham and a Whale car wash?”

Big Tony G

"The Mortimer the merrier.”

Welshy

“Look out Tony, Parky may become the new stats man after coming up with that absolute gold on Charlie Staines. Also get him to say "my bad" again, that's funny.
Just a question, on the Panthers, they are playing awesome footy and seem a level above everyone at the moment, but can they keep that up for another 10 weeks to win the comp? It's a hard level to sustain. Will they hit a wall?”

Arnie

“This Monty Noble character u had on last week... if you listen to him rolling in the throes of ecstasy when pronouncing Taumololo and Papenhuyzen, where does it end - does he believe that boring and conventional names like Ben Hunt or Michael Morgan will become vastly improved players if they add a flourish to their names? Where does this guy get off. He says he's from the world of advertising... he probably wants his beloved Sea Eagles to run out in black turtleneck sweaters. Bless him.”

Polish Patriot

“Ladies, great addition to the team with guest spruiker Monty. He's football smart, funny and insightful. .....Actually best not have him back.  On another note, I saw Danny Weidler in town the other day with his kids. Poor bastards look just like him. 
Conspiracy theory: I reckon Many planted Des into Canterbury to ruin the club and when he was finished doing just that, they had him back. Another reason to hate them.”

Rocky (from Belmore)

“The Episode is great. Have the Three Musketeers found their D’Artagnan? Monty makes three excellent points —1. Brisbane needs a second Team 2. 70-80% of my decisions watching are better than the Bunker 3. Cronulla is the Manly of the South. 
Well done Boys!”

Tony - Chitty Chitty Ang Ang

“A question for the panel - after Jake’s great game on the weekend, it got me thinking who is the better Trbojevic when both fully fit / If you could pick only one on your team , who would it be? And where do they rank in the list of great rugby league brothers? 
For The good - Parky’s call on Hodgson not being as effective as everyone thinks - Raiders didn’t miss him at all, in fact  looked better with Wighton running it. Also you talked up DCE and he came out and killed it! 
A real good though - take your pick from Raiders, Manly, Munster and Cleary.
A bad - another coach sacked, never nice when someone loses job, but who would’ve thought a month ago that three coaches would be punted before Mary!
The ugly - take your pick between Brisbane and Warriors defence, although warriors have some excuse.”

Junior (from Canberra)

“Now the season is over I was thinking of some way to make games a little closer. What would you learned gentleman think about the "specialised kicker"?
You'd see more goals kicked from impossible positions, teams would be hesitant to give away a penalty and you'd see more kicks from over the 50?
Or maybe if one is slotted over the 50 you get 3 points instead of 2?
Yes, I have too much time on my hands, although they did laugh when I suggested horse racing sprints up the straight in between races.”

Rocky (from Belmore)

“The thought of Parky's cellulitic lower limbs is distressing me more than the 1978 Grand Final!”

Simmo (from Health)

“With Bateman the latest player break a contraction search of more money, I reckon the cap should be points not money. eg. each team gets 100 points and players are worth a certain amount of points. Maybe their points value is based off stats or champion data rankings etc…”

Junior (from Canberra)

“Any chance of letting Tony of the leash for an entire episode? It could be very entertaining. I particularly like his idea of getting all the players to hold hands in a ring prior to the resumption of play as a substitute for the farcical display that we now call a scrum.”

Simmo (from Health)

“Dragons 100% to beat the Bulldogs - otherwise I will wear blue and white for the next week.”

Tony (Chitty-Chitty Ang-Ang)

“How good was that round of footy. Rule changes are fantastic. And I reckon we can safely say ‘never again’ to 2 refs. Go Manly”

Manly Monty

“In regards to renaming Pauline, may I suggest Dippin Dawn, Parky would love it, I am sure it is still very much a fond memory. I think Dawn may have the same surprised look on her face as Pauline does...”

Simmo (from IT)

“Sean, can you get Tony to explain more fully his comment, "for a side like Canterbury", he got a free pass with that one. Almost spat out my gluten-free soy milk decaf latte but at 5 bucks a pop that was never going to happen.”

Rocky (from Belmore)

“Gents, loved the show again this week, I think Sean's meds only kicked in halfway through and thought the nickname segment was comedy gold. To that end wouldn't Sean's nickname be Sean ‘Algebra’ Izzard?”

Rocky (from Belmore)

“My name's Paul but my nickname's Arnie. I loved his films as a kid (still do) and tried to get a flat top haircut like him during year 7. So the name Arnie from my mates stuck! 30 years later they still call me Arnie. 

Love your show.

Keep up the good work.”

Arnie

"Looking forward to the locks. I think there might be a few excited listeners looking forward to a ‘Ron Coote’ tonight! Probably been a while for a few of them…”

Marty ‘Nat King’ Cole

“Good chat about the draft, but when are clubs going to be compensated in the salary cap for local juniors?”

Rocky (from Belmore)

“Hey Sean, big boy…thanks for the shoutout to the prozzies!”

Big-boobed Barb (from Darlinghurst)

“I couldn’t get to sleep so decided to get up listen to your podcast for the first time. Gotta say, I really enjoyed it. And I got back to sleep after two episodes. Thanks.”

Pig-meat Pete

“How about they send the Bulldogs to a northern NSW coastal town with a reality TV crew and call the show, Who Let the Dogs Out?”

The Sartorialist (from Potts Point)

“I see you clowns finally saw the light and backed the Storm last week.”

Junior (from Canberra)

“For your information, Bruce Pickett’s nickname was ‘verandah head’. Because Artie Beetson reckoned he had a huge forehead.”

Kiwi Dave

“Can you do a compilation of the fattest halves.”

DT (Shaky Dave)

“Congratulations Parky on getting ‘parlance’ into the 1st episode.”

Highbrow Harold

“Guys, I love your show, but something disturbing is happening, and it's occurring much too often for the little kiddies. Honestly, it's scaring the crap out of them. It's Sean's laugh. If you have ever seen John Jarrett in Wolf Creek, you'll be shitting yourself as well.”

Rocky (from Belmore)

“Some homework for you lads - Tony keeps saying Raiders don’t deserve to be in the eight but of the current top 8 teams they’ve beaten the Sharks twice, Storm in Melbourne, Rabbitohs away and Roosters. I’d like to know how all the teams in the eight fared against other top 8 sides this year. Panthers would still be on top but how would the rest of the eight look? All the best.”

Junior (from Canberra)

“Is it just a coincidence that the Manly sponsor laser tv has the rainbow in its logo? And it’s on the ground?

And Tony, thank you. I thoroughly enjoyed your team of stats. I look forward to your more extended look at a team from the past 50 years and what stats you can base it on. Cheers”

Rocky (from Belmore)

“Have the blues panicked by making so many changes? Tony’s stats last week had the game one pretty much even and it was so close to golden point. Also some phrases I’m surprised you haven’t used yet . Potter is a wizard and how good is doggy style!! The apologists grand slam is getting closer too - bloody cowboys stole it from us !! Ha ha ha”

Junior (from Canberra)

“Loved the shout out on the pod! And hoping you’re feeling better after being crook mate.

Now mate, the footy! What’s happening with poor Trent? Just jumping before he was pushed? Feel like he deserved a bit more time to see all the new combos to gel even if it was pretty unwatchable football the last couple of weeks – they definitely should’ve won their last two.

Meanwhile the Warriors are being left to rot in Redcliff. That performance against the Rabbitohs was about the worst I’ve ever seen in 30 years – worse than their demolition at the Storm on ANZAC (which I stupidly went to live). The final score was flattering – the Rabbits started playing touch-rugby in the second half and saving themselves for this round – had nothing to do with the Warriors playing any better. All one-out running and solo footy. Nathan Brown seems to have a complete lack of identity as a coach, the systems they’re trying to play are broken, their edge defence would make NSW and Queensland Cup sides embarrassed, and very few of the players seem to have any passion for the badge. 

I’ve been watching bad Warrior’s rugby league since the club started, but one thing you could always say about them was they were OUR boys. They loved the club too and playing for the Warriors meant something. Whether it was Kearney or Wiki coming home to Pricey and Tate moving to Auckland and immediately understanding what the club meant to us fans – they were in for the hard yards and the battle. Sure, it’s easy to blame COVID and the fact the boys haven’t been in NZ for a couple seasons – but that feels too easy. I don’t think Brown knows how important a role he has in NZ sport, Cameron George feels like a lame duck CEO for letting these issues fester and I can only imagine the likes of poor Stacey Jones sitting in the coaching box look at the state of the on-field product and pride and feel sick.

Let’s hope the season gets better for the both of us mate!”

Jake the Kiwi Snake

“Lads. I know it's a bit early in the season to start talking about rule changes. But over the weekend I saw an heard a lot of players giving it to the ref trying him to change on-field decision. At times the 'gamesmanship' was reminiscent to that of soccer players. It annoys me as it gives the ref little power other than to be defensive and try to placate the player. So, my thought is that the moment any player challenges the ref, it automatically becomes a captain's challenge and goes upstairs. I think this will curb any unsporting tantrums and hopefully force the players to respect the referee, which they should do anyway.”

Gary (the Lancashire Legend)

“Gentlemen, everyone has a second team in the league they’d support if they had to choose. Mine is Cronulla. When they joined in 67 For some reason I just loved them. To this day I still like to see them do well. What are your second favourite team and why? And one more thing, why does Tony hate the dogs do much? In the interests of positivity he shows none whatsoever.”

Rocky (from Belmore)

“Lads. A quick note to say how much I enjoyed last week’s show. My favourite part was when I learned that Monty’s microphone was turned so low that I could hardly hear him throughout the podcast.
Basically, it turned the incomprehensible into inaudible. Oh, how it heightened my listening pleasure.

PS. This note is in no way motivated by Monty ‘I’m a bell end’ Noble’s libellous insinuation that I hailed from Yorkshire in your podcast a couple of weeks ago.

Gary (The Lancashire Legend)

“This season could be one for the ages. I hope you have strapped yourselves in, cancelled all dinners, weddings and funerals that fall on Thursday through Sunday, and most importantly, ensured your Supercoach teams are impeccable. I do not joke when I say, Rugby League is the game of the Gods. Anything other than pure devotion is tantamount to blasphemy. AFL heretics shall be stoned.

Amen.”

Tom the Junior

“The 2022 season may just be just be different to all others. The way the game is played has evolved over the last 3 or so years to a point where injuries are wholesale and HIAs will be even more commonplace with the new rule change. In previous seasons of yesteryear a player would be out for a week or two per injury not 3 months or a whole season. So this season it may just be more about roster management - so that will favour Bellamy and Robinson. It may just be the year of the mid range players banding together not all about the game’s superstars. Also there seems to be a player club fatigue creeping in so look out for defections for a new start with Bennet’s Dolphins - there may be quite a few signings there towards the end of the season - it may just be where good players go to reinvent themselves and it will make easy pickings for Bennet to choose from. Dolphins will quickly establish themselves as the power team of the north - even before they have made a tackle.”

Nixon Marters

“Love the show boys - but - Tone is really pissing me off.

He’s always on Parra’s case, ‘oh, they’re shit.’ ‘They can’t win the comp’. ‘Moses is rubbish!' etc…

And he doesn’t even watch the games! Just get Kayo you bastard!”

Alex (the Eel)

“On the never ending discussions regarding the bunker:
First the bunker, the NRL and ARL needs to back their employees and create an internal process where coaches can voice concerns with referees and the bunker.
I find it fascinating that NRL have such problems with with the video review system, just take a lief from the book of Real Rugby where it seem to work a lot better. Show the situation in the stadium screen and the in field ref can discuss with the touchies. 
Also, stop the never ending whining in media and sort it out behind closed doors (Ricky S, get your cranky pants off!), fine coaches that whine about reffing $100k and most importantly, Graham Annesly and Andrew Abdo should NEVER tell media that a decision was wrong. The ongoing sagas in the media creates unease for all referees.
The Latrell hit on Manu is a great example, I have no doubt that the poor video ref thought: “I can’t send Latrell off, imagine the headlines tomorrow and what will Graham Annesly say?”. No doubt the media headlines would have been big if he got a send off as well, a loose-loose situation.
The NRL needs to empower their referees to make a decision, back their decision and sort out any issues behind close doors. If they can’t sort it out, it’s Messers Annesly & Abdo’s that should be stood down.

Lastly, how about a new docu-soap called “Tales from bunker-town”, complete with a vote on which aspiring bunker official being voted off each week.”

Slogan for the mighty Cowboys: 
Taumalolo and the reject shop

The Swedish Queenslander

“My wife has long enamored me with five magical words. They have helped us join as one, from our early days of first meeting in a Putney restaurant through to a loving relationship in the family way here in Oz.

It was always five words:

Come in for a drink?
How about you join me?
Don’t move! Just stay there.
I think I love you!

 But last week those five words gathered momentum like an Asofa-Solomona charge back from the kick-off. As I returned from the fridge during the Parra-Storm game, I heard her utter five words again, five words that carried more meaning, more strength, more raw passion than all others combined. I knew then I had won relationship gold. 

As Cartwright flicked the ball out to Dunster for the Lussick try, she looked at me longingly, pursed her wet lips and whispered in my ear.

 ‘That was flat at best’ – and with that I knew I had made the right life choice.”

Rod Morris (originally from Lyall Bay, Wellington)

“Dear Apologists, I totally agree with Monty on resting players being a bad look for the game, it again shows that it's more about money than the love of the game. It's a complete disregard for those fans who pay a lot of money from their meagre salaries to watch their favourite players, any time of the year.
Also I loved Seans NRL Bunker Blast, but let's face it the NRL or ARL will do fuck all about it. The only people who can are the players themselves through the Players Association. Why can't they get together and force the NRL to relax those rules the players themselves find frustrating? Tell them they are happy get a dodgy decision against them because they know they'll get the next one in their favour. Swings and roundabouts.They have the power comrades.
But first they have to stop acting like 2 bob watches and not fake an injury for a penalty that didn't deserve it and stop that ridiculous arm in the air wave to the ref like those stupid ballon men you get outside dodgy car dealers. And while Im at it stop looking at themselves on the big screen every 30 seconds. Gutherson.
Only then will the NRL take take them seriously and not view them like a bunch of helpless schoolgirls.
That is all.”

Rocky (from Belmore)

“First they medalled. Then they podiumed. Now 'He finals tonight'. Don’t use verbs as nouns, you cretins!

What next? He’s "semi-finalled" or "premiershipped"?

Or players need to be careful in Qld otherwise they’ll "Covid" in the sunshine state.”

Robin the teacher (from Ebenezer Public)

“Onya Parky! I believe your plan for a two tier finals system has a great deal of merit. What a difference it would make to the end of season games and would certainly keep all clubs interested for the entire season with the possibility of silverware even for those clubs that have struggled throughout the season. Obviously there are some logistic issues that need to be worked through but the concept is certainly worth pursuing with the NRL. Go for it RLA!!!”

D. (Sky) Walker

“I much enjoyed your last cast as always, especially the rant about your great northerly neighbour.
You were concerned that my statesmen would abandon the pod but I would think that if anything it would increase your score of sunshine listeners. In comparison, a day's delay to the competition is a far cry to the ramifications had Queensland not stepped up a couple of weeks ago so anyone with a bit of insight would understand that the harsh words were actually directed towards the ineptitude in your state coupled with a distinct lack of winning 8 Origins in a row.

On to the topic of discussion:
How may incriminating photos of leading QRL officials does Paul Green have to not only be retained as origin coach but reportedly getting a raise and "Increased control" of the series?”

The Swedish Queenslander aka the Northern Viking aka Jooonaaass (pronounced with a West Indian accent)

“Gents - loving the podcasts and still listening despite not being in touch for a while. I suspect I might have had a touch of food poisoning from Sean's half baked recipes a while back. You had an interesting discussion a couple of weeks ago about whether or not there would be more injuries if players wore more protective gear and it got me thinking about the "Peltzman Effect". Named after Sam Peltzman, his offsetting effect theory is that if seatbelts became mandatory in the US, drivers would drive more aggressively and cause additional crashes and fatalities. The research I've seen shows that the effect is real but it fades over time. Extending this theory to Rugby League means that players would play more aggressively at first which would probably lead to more injuries. However the effect fades over time and eventually everyone is safer. You just don't want to be in that first group. Cheers Gents and all the best!!”

Highbrow Harold

“Lads, I like your show (although that Monty bloke is a bit ordinary). Thought I'd drop you a line for my Warriors Mount Rushmore picks. Stacey Jones, Manu Vatuvei, Roger Tuivasha-Sheck and Stephen Kerney. That is all I have to say on the matter.”

Gazza C

“G'day lads, with all the high tackle drama of late, what do you reckon of the following ideas to help protect players?
- All players have to wear headgear
- Players have to wear some sort of padding under their jumper and shorts to help cushion the blow to the defender with everyone now having to tackle lower and heads getting hit in the wrong spots.
Also, is it time for the bunker to go - it's created more trouble than it's worth. Who is refereeing the game now - the ref or the bunker? It's ridiculous.
All the best.”

Arnie

“Gents - your last episode was, in my opinion, the most shambolic ever. I mean what was going on with "The Good the Bad and the Ugly"? It was just ugly don't you think? And just a thought... How about cuing the intro at the start of the episode and talking after that? Still you made up for it with a few notable highlights, especially the roundup on the Indigenous round (great job Monty!!) and the finale of course. If you haven't seen Baker Boy live you've just got to!! I had the privilege of seeing the live show in Alice Springs - it was so popular & crowded - the drummer packs such a punch & they are electric on stage!! Speaking of shambles I have been noticing a few collisions and near misses with players and photographers in recent rounds. Have you ever been hit Sean? Does the League have insurance for that or do you just risk it for the killer shot? Cheers and keep up the (hopefully) good work!”

Highbrow Harold

“Maybe it’s the dead rubber, maybe it’s the new rules. But this game just seemed so soft for Origin, just feels it’s been stripped of that tough game it always used to be. The reason I fell in love with the game was that gladitorial aspect that AFL doesn’t have. It’s gone now.”

Junior (from Canberra)

““Inspired by the last episode of the brilliant Rugby League Apologists featuring the talented team of Tony Tony, Parko, Sean and Monty I had to have Chicken Maryland this weekend. Perhaps a new segment showcasing the talents of players of a different heritage could be added to the show. I'm thinking France featuring the likes of John Ribot de Bresac and sticking with the 70's food theme called Duck a l'Orange!! Do yourselves a favour and download this podcast. Very entertaining hour each week. Keep up the good work RLA's. Happy days.”

Sister

“I agree with Tony that the bottom 8 are the teams the top 5 can beat up on, hence the blowouts we see every week, and no upsets on the horizon and mostly the points come in the second half as the lower teams struggle to keep up. So really, it comes down to the future for these clubs as the present is a lost cause. I think the Dogs have on the most part bought pretty well and are looking good for next year and even better the years after. It doesn't seem like the other bottom 8 teams doing as much. Which teams do you think will be left behind in the coming years?”

Rocky (from Belmore)

“I know that the fullbacks featured are Australian so I am going to mention the man considered by many Australians, the best fullback never to pull on the green and gold, former Warrington star Brian Johnson.”

R.Fogg (UK)

“In the interests of keeping up the amazing professionalism of the show may I suggest another way of introducing the Yabba Bag?”

Rocky (from Belmore)

“Great show again gents despite the lamentable absence of Parky. Hope you dry out soon mate! Sean nice call out of what I last year termed boofhead mysogyny. It would be really great for you guys to interview a female guest e.g. sports star or commentator to explain what it's really like to be on the receiving end of such garbage. In defence of Southern Comfort I was a bit of a fan in my musician days in the 80s. I used to have it neat no ice whenever I had a frog in my throat. One sip and the 3 part harmonies would flow. My take on what it tastes like is that it's very sweet. Otherwise it's not that different from any other bourbon.”

Highbrow Harold

“G'day lads, some ideas for you for this year - instead of the good, the bad and the ugly, why not try: the good, the bad and the likely. the bad and ugly are often similar and i think it was Monty last year who said it's too much negativity, so why not do the likely and do a little tip for what's going to happen the following weekend or even for the rest of the season based on what's just happened?
also some over/unders for you to talk about:
20 - the number of wins this year for your teams combined
10 - the number of episodes where Sean talks about seeing a current or former player in the street
8 - the number of episodes Tony talks about Cronulla's missed tackle count
6 - the number of times Parky has a funny "going to the sheds"
2 - the number of times someone tips all 8 winners
All the best.”

Arnie

“Boys, out of the MRI. Still off my tits.
A couple of comments from Junior for Yabba:
- Those blues jerseys are horrendous. Look like b grade coppers.
- Oh no Boyd - you tipped it, poor bloke shouldn’t be playing.
My headline prediction for SOO: ‘Blue Rabbits skin club coach to set up Battle of Brisbane’
Enjoy!”

Parky

“Great episode again gents! You have very carefully and scientifically dissected the likely outcome of Game 3 and... got it wrong. As a guide to predicting the scores of future games, here is a list of random number pairs between 0 and 50...11-19, 46-34, 32- 8, 15-48, 10-29, 13-16, 21-46, 19- 47, 48-45, 29-43. Cheers and looking forward to the final episode of 2020!!”

Highbrow Harold

“G’day lads, What do your teams need to do to make the 8 in 2021 (besides get rid of Moylan, Tony , ha ha).
PS. I like Monty’s finals wildcard idea - although maybe have top 6 - then have 7 v10 and 8 v 9 playoffs to make it in.”

Arnie

“Guys, loved the chat on the 79 Grand final, Parky I too was there but in the Bradman stand, it was the classic game of 2 halves as Halfback Morris cut up The dogs in the first half and Canterbury got back in the match on the back of our half Turvey in the second. I was with my dad and my mate who was a Dragons supporter, every time they scored Smiley would yell...SHUT THE GATE THE HORSE HAS BOLTED...well Dad got the shits with this and after the third try, turned to Smiley and said, YOU'D BETTER SHUT YOUR GATE OR I'LL SHUT IT FOR YOU...suffice to say Smiley walked home by himself. I'll miss you numbnuts when the season is over.”

Rocky (from Belmore)

“G’day lads, great show again last week, just wondering how long you’re going for - to the grand final? Origin? Or will you go all summer ... maybe become the cricket apologists! I’m sure Parky would love that - sounds like he’s a big cricket fan!”

Arnie

“Late question for the panel, only injuries will stop a Roosters 3-peat - what do you blokes reckon? I think Melbourne a big chance, players coming back will be fresh and their attack seems more potent this year. Don’t count out the Panthers either - they’re top for a reason and have beaten everyone. Let’s hope it’s not a Roosters win again - that’s the last thing this crappy year needs!”

Briggsy

“G'day lads, Time is running out this year but will we see The Rugby League Apologists's teams all win in the one round? What odds from Palmer bet for the originals trifecta or now quadrella with Mont's Manly?”

Arnie

“Johnny McMartin, FFS! I’m with you, Hetherington should be in there before McMartin. Tony, I am willing to concede Baa Baa to you in your World Cup of League, but if we are selecting a Champion team then I can't see how you would exclude Hazem el Magic. He's no Eric Grothe nor anywhere near the size and power of the wingers we see today but for sheer point scoring he must be considered. He knew how to score a try, I cant imagine how many more he would have scored if the corner post wasn't out of play. 159 tries, 8th all time. He could kick a bit. 891 goals. 5th all time. A massive 2418 points, 2nd all time to Cameron Smith. I ask the good gentlemen to reconsider the wing position.”

Rocky (from Belmore)

“If you live the game you’ll love these blokes. Great mix of footy and fun by a bunch of blokes that obviously love their footy as much as I do. Give it a crack.”

The Lost Morris Triplet.

“This edition leaves a bit of an aftertaste…🤔”

Highbrow Harold

"Loved it and listening to some others I’m not alone in this😉👌👏🏼. Go Manly🦅”

Jeroen Kwaijtaal

“Guys, just a reminder, don’t read your own press. Yes, the ‘Sea Turtle’ was exceptional podcasting, but frankly, you had a shocker last episode. Sean, don’t rest on your laurels. Tony, stay on your toes. Monty, hope you’re not a one-hit wonder. Parky, I cant get mad at you. It’s not your fault. At least the episode was shorter. Remember, there’s no ‘i’ in 'The Rugby League Apologsts’.”

Ollie the Border Collie

“G'day lads,
Just wondering if Dimwit High will get another run? I enjoyed it when you ran it (even if there was too much on the 1988 Sharks) and it can only be easier now you're all back in the (Malcolm Wheeler) studio together.
For Parky, I know you love Braith Anasta - so just asking if you're behind the twitter page @ShitBraithSays?
Anyway here's some of his gold from the weekend ... ‘Not sure if Asiata is injured but he needs to be on the field’ ... other commentator, ‘He's on Braith’
20th minute. ‘Canberra look like they haven't turned up to play, they have missed the start.’
25th minute: ‘Canberra really on top here, just grinding the Cowboys out of this game.’
’Hard to argue against but he won’t have a case to answer.’
’He hits him on contact!’ ... not sure how he hits him with no contact.
Look forward to the show.”

Arnie

“Gents - just letting you know that I haven't forgotten about your excellent work. I've listened to every episode since I last wrote, and The Rugby League Apologists still proudly sits in my Spotify shortcuts list alongside Spuz, Joe Dart and Charlie Brown Holiday Hits. However I do have a message for Parky. Are you sitting comfortably Parky? Tony can you strap him in please? I have a bit of a Bellamy-style spray for you... Harold Highpants?? HAROLD HIGHPANTS???!!! My sobriquet started as a complimentary - nay flattering - tribute to my attempts at erudition. You have turned it into an allusion, to a fashion faux pas. SHAME PARKY!! Have you been watching Olivia Newton John's Physical on repeat??!! As the Pope has reputedly said: "Stop it, or you'll go blind"! AND you have been leading the boys astray with trigeminal stimulation at the wrong end! As a result your last episode had more innuendos than an Italian suppository factory. But I can't stay too cross with you, so please untie him now Tony. Keep up the great work gents!”

Harold Highpants

“Men, as you quite rightly pointed out, more and more sides are moving behind the posts trying to put off the kicker, it never works. Shouldn’t they try the tried and true ‘HEY LOLLYLEGS’ and the perennial, ‘YOU’VE GOT CHEWY ON YOUR BOOT…”

Rocky (from Belmore)

“Two things actually - is golden point fair? Roosters losing on a penalty? Should it be golden try? Or what’s wrong with a draw and a point each team?  Also - with hubs in the news from the afl . Should the warriors get every game in New Zealand next year to repay their sacrifice this year? 
On a side note , I’m enjoying the nrl a hell of a lot better than the afl this year, nrl seems so much more exciting, maybe it’s the rule changes I don’t know but it appears a better product.
Well my parents have always been afl but this year they are on the nrl bandwagon! They love it!!”

Junior (from Canberra)

“Loved the show again gents! Great discussion. Tony's rant about the Sharks has kept the entire family warm for nearly 2 weeks now. Talk about renewable energy! I think Anasta has been getting his wisdom from Gosford Pool - I remember a sign in there that read "The best way to win is to get out in front and stay there". Can't argue with that! BTW I've noticed you guys use Rabbitohs and Rabbits interchangeably. Is this acceptable parlance? Or are Souths transitioning their image to be more vegan-friendly? I guess they might have to given their location..”

Highbrow Harold

“Gentlemen, this weeks episode was excellent, I do look forward to your insights each week, sad isn't it. I'm even beginning to like Tony, which is why I am asking is he ok? He seemed particularly angry this episode, and while I agreed with 99% in what he was saying (BAA BAA isn't a Goose) I thought he was happier when Cronulla was losing.”

Rocky (from Belmore)

"Nice work boys - the podcast becomes quite a different creature when you actually have something to talk about!”

Simmo (from Health)

"Please, none of you back the Sharks again?” 😄

Highbrow Harold

“Enjoying your work lads keep it up. Good to hear bollocks again. (not the content just use of the word).
’Sand in my Butt Cheeks’ award this week goes to fake crowd noise. During the Dragons v Warriors game the crowd went nuts because Dufty made a tackle. I know I was surprised but it was a bit OTT. 
The fakeness is a concern - I’m pretty sure I heard sound bites from When Harry met Sally.
Although, the Dragons might be happy with fake cheering. It could be the only cheering they receive this year.”

DT (Shaky Dave)

“Having been a part of the Cronulla South Primary School Rugby League team in years gone by, I can assure Parky that the current squad will smash the Dragons in the third round of the revamped season.”

Simmo (from Health - no relation to that idiot Simmo from IT)

“Loved the yabber bag theme this week gents. A vast improvement. But what was the opening 10? I thought some of you were asleep for some of it. You might want to think about a warm up before you press record! How about a yabber at the cat? 🤔

BTW, definitely not enough cowbell!”

Highbrow Harold 

“We reckon Sean got that chat about Scientology bang on…”

K. Holmes and N. Kidman

“Are you guys in AA?”

Pat (Preston, North End. UK)

“I dig it and I know NOTHING about the sport. Could you do a mini episode for people with no idea like me and describe the game in a nutshell - like Rugby League for Dummies?”

Hannah (from Melbourne)

“Loved your last episode. I even listened to all of it”

Highbrow Harold

“Hey Parky, last week you reckoned the Panthers would win the comp. Next edition you picked the Sea Eagles. The professor told us at training to call in and tell you not to pick us because your tips are shit.”

Tommy T (from across the Spit)

“Why don’t you give the fish a different name every week - after the top 3 players of the round. Apparently they have poor memories anyway and won’t snap if they get called a different name each week…”

Simmo (from IT)

“In light of Corona and for the sake of broadcast rights, should the NRL just replay the 2016 season?”

DT (Shaky Dave)

“Minichiello is a god and should have romped in as best fullback. And from his likeness came Slater and Tedesco. And Scott Sattler would just have been a forgotten man in leagues history if Brett Mullins had played one more year at the Roosters. If Mullins plays, no Todd Byrne. No Todd Byrne means Mullins is running down the wing. If Mullins is running down the wing Scott Sattler has no chance of catching him and he never makes that tackle…”

Big John the Rooster

“Why don’t you call the mailbag, Yabba Bag. From the critics on the hill.”

Rocky (from Belmore)